Outgoing Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmedinnnerjacket said during a farewell ceremony Sunday that publicising his Holocaust denial was the major achievement of his presidency.
“That was a taboo topic that no one in the West allowed to be heard,” the dinner jacket said in a speech. “We put it forward at the global level. That broke the spine of the Western capitalist regime.”
No, Mr DinnerJacket, as far as we capitalist lackeys in Israel are concerned, we see your major achievement as helping to bring near economic collapse to your country. You may one day have to flee Iran and seek political asylum elsewhere. I know that you’ve already ordered your flying carpet just in case, but as you are one who believes the 12th imam will return to earth once Iran instigates another holocaust, I have grave doubts about said carpet’s aeronautical attributes.