Who would have believed that former congressman Anthony Weiner’s addiction to pornography and sexting would take over the election in its last days? The infamous emails from his server, whether or not they condemn Hillary Clinton, mean the Jewish Weiner’s estranged Arab wife and Clinton aide, Huma Abedin, has once again been humiliated.
Now, I’m not known as a person who often feels sorry for our Arab cousins, but in Abedin I’ll make an an exception. We all know that, as George Bernard Shaw put it, ‘England and America are two countries divided by a common language’, so we can paraphrase an old racist nursery rhyme and have some fun. Congressman Weiner’s name is pronounced ‘weener’ rather than the correct English and German pronunciation, winer. Also bear in mind, the word weiner (US pron. weener) is American slang for a penis. So here we go:
Eenie weenie Weiner (UK) woe,
Catch a Weiner (US) by his schmo’.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eenie, weenie Weiner (UK) woe.