Say it ain’t so! Security cameras appear to have caught Palestinian hunger-strike leader Marwan Barghouti scoffing food on the sly. The Israeli Prison Service released this video, though Barghouti’s wife called the footage “fake.”
“Fowl!” cried Mrs Barghouti, it wasn’t a chicken laffa; it was a bacon sandwich.”
Of course, no one has asked the salient question: why, if you haven’t eaten anything for a week, would you need to take a dump — and keep your trousers up, to boot. Looks suspiciously to me like an Israeli Tortit (Wrap) chocolate bar hidden in a message from an unknown admirer. Probably said, ‘bal’afia, habibi’ (to your health, old chap)!