My Mideast Punchlines: it’s a dog’s life….

Hamas has banned dog-walking walking in Gaza – not because of the piles of poo everywhere, but because the animals frighten women and children.

And in the three weeks since barking-mad Hamas announced the ban, dog owners in Gaza have been forced to keep their pets indoors.

The poor animals will eventually go stir-crazy, which is something their owners have been suffering from ever since Hamas came to power. Owners may be forced to ship their animals off to North Korea, where there is a huge demand for our four-legged friends. Ending up as a Korean’s lunch would no doubt be preferable  to being slow-cooked in Gaza’s small apartments with no air conditioning and rising summer heat.

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