My Mideast Punchlines: Ground Zero…

Syrian state media claimed Israel attacked an Iranian research base west of Damascus and that defence systems intercepted some of the missiles. There were no details offered on damage or casualties. Israeli officials didn’t comment.

biffWhat is the most undesirable job in Hezbollah? Nightwatchman at a site used to store the above-mentioned missiles. It’s what you might term a zero-hours contract, or rather a ground-zero hours contract. However, the pension benefits, I hear, are great.

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